Here comes Wepwawet, here comes Wepwawet,
Openin’ the Wepwawet way!
He’s got a sledge pulled by Golden Jackals,
Pullin’ on the reins!
Sistra are shakin’, merry makin’
All is merry and bright!
Light your incense, make your offerings,
‘Cause Wepwawet comes tonight!
Here comes Wepwawet, here comes Wepwawet,
Openin’ the Wepwawet way!
He’s got a sledge that’s filled with toys,
For boys and girls again!
Hear those menats ruslin’, rattlin’,
Oh what a beautiful sight!
So jump in bed and cover your head,
‘Cause Wepwawet comes tonight!
Here comes Wepwawet, here comes Wepwawet,
Openin’ the Wepwawet way!
He doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor,
He loves you just the same!
Wepwawet knows we’re Netjer’s children,
That makes everything right!
So fill your hearts with Moomas cheer
‘Cause Wepwawet comes tonight!
Here comes Wepwawet, here comes Wepwawet,
Openin’ the Wepwawet way!
When the stars align with the Celestial Cow,
It’s Moomas time again!
If we all align with Ma’at,
The world can be happy and bright!
So let’s all sing: Dua! Dua! Dua! Dua!
‘Cause Wepwawet comes tonight!
… because there just aren’t enough Moomas carols devoted to Wepwawet. To the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus.” Enjoy!